This is just a page where I write down the funny and/or strange things my friends and family say.
The quotes are listed by person with the newest quotes at the bottom. People with only one quote are listed under Various, at the bottom of the page. Names are listed alphabetically.
Ala :: Cesca :: Eric :: Gillian :: Justin :: Krista :: Me :: Mushu :: Teddy :: Various
Ala: "You can't dislike AIM. AIM is like... fish."
Me: "Which means..?"
Ala: "I don't know. It's wet and it kind of smells."
"You can rent everything here. It's crazy... I'm surprised they don't rent out Hayden himself."
"Oh no. Mezzy's joined the darkside."
"Hayden and a lightsaber."
"oh my god... I mean, oh my Hayden! That's disgusting."
"whoa. there's an e!"
"Snow is like ... God's gift to me. I mean Hayden's gift to me."
"I think we're the only two non-canadians out there... Now I feel all left-out."
"that'd be a horrible way to die. killed by ants. how embarrassing"
"bad bad mezzy"
"what? you're excellent you idiot!"
"I just had a shower lol. the water was ORANGE XD. now I'll be a faded carrot. ohjoy"
"everyone is gradually getting hornier due to err.. global warming?"
"so.. are you trying to tempt me into devising a 'let's kill mezzy after having tortured her into giving her neopets password away' plan?"
"Way the heck away!"
"It's a quarter past the third hair"
"Why do I keep drawing these crap ass cards?!"
"You think I can think? I can never think cause I don't want to think"
"My brain has left the building"
"yeah, it is weird.....you used to be normal :P lol"
"it's a big German beer festival. You drink a lot of beer...and there's a pumpkin man...and he dances with you..and that's all I remember. OH!! I think I ate fudge"
"so when I wake up tomorrow I will message you, assuming that you don't stop using the computer"
"I will! and if not I will come over there and kick you. I'm like Santa, so I'll know if you're lying"
"I hope I'm a guy, or something is terribly wrong"
"okay, i'll poke my dad for you"
Justin: i like pink candy, they always were the best tasting, now when i see pink, i think yummy candy, just a thought
Me: uhhhhh should i change my font?
Justin: lol, no, i wont nibble, i promise
"Mez...are you making fun of my dumbassness with that name???"
"AJ Rox My Sox"
"Who'd a thunk it"
"Exactually!"
"love slave hehe kinkalicious"
"well aren't we the kinky one"
"Let's go beat Mr. MSN's ass!"
"first fagboy's cd...now on the line? what's up u got the nsuck syndrome or something?"
"aww you broke the poor weirdo's heart"
"i gotta go smack them upside the head with a bsb cd! knock some bsb sense into them"
"damnit! what is norway under a rock or something???"
"you should have went out, got drunk, picked up a couple of man whores and made it a night"
"that pic makes me wanna just tackel him to the ground and screw the living shit outta him"
"STARBUCKS!!!"
"it's pidding me off"
"My head feels empty today... maybe my brain's on vacation?"
"I'm sorry, but my brain's not home right now. Can I take a message?"
"cant put the finger up there. sowwy"
"they say u cant teach an old dog new tricks... well i dont think you can teach old cows tricks either... my mom's being one, and she NEVER learns."
"krista said she lives under a rock too... lol but i think her rock's closer to where things happen than mine is"
"hm i never thought my comp was female... but then again.... it's PMSing so its gotta be"
"- ''her hand smiled a bit and nodded'' - *laughs so hard she falls off her hair once more*"
"like, i saw it, but it... uh.... went in one eye and out the other?"
"some people will eat anything... and they wonder why they get food poisoning?!"
"great (or just dirty...) minds think alike ;)"
"plus i cant get it on by myself (and that sounded wrong... but that's not how i meant it, really. lol)"
"Silly people do silly things. Stupid people do stupid things. I do both silly *and* stupid things... Does that mean I qualify as an idiot?!"
"the feet arent bad, but the cherries and toads... :S *grabs a toad*"
"He turned his head upside-down."
"If it wasn't for the fact that I keep forgetting to breathe right now, I'd be running around the room like a dog on crack!"
"dude, I write html but I dont actually READ it... do I look like a web browser to you?"
"i woke up with that heartbreaker"
"and why do i keep hearing Ian in my head? it's like i have an interview with him continually playing inside my head. it's annoying. ...and i just realized how crazy that sounded."
"if it's not that one then it's the other one. or, not the other one, but the other other one!"
"oh carp!"
"i had a really hard time translating Merete" (in my own defense, I hit enter by accident... I wasn't finished writing!)
"Tsk tsk, dirrty cow"
"God how poetic... YUCK!"
"it's a miracle i'm learning. i can hear the church bells chime!"
"yea i hear you. er...read you"
"i mean bad in the food way"
"I'm not dirty...I'm just not washed right"
"hmmm...have you been doing anakin again ... oy that came out sooooo wrong"
"I seem to have google staring at me"
"damn it i must have some hormonal unconscious mental dishcarging sickness thingie"
"crap mezzy crap lol"
"i guess you know how close you are when you and your friends rhyme"
"someone just asked me if I twitter... is that some kind of sex thing?"
"my pc ultimately exploded, literally after years of threatening it, it commited suicide"
"mines are... weird [...] the cats not my testicles"
"STARBUCKASS!!!!"
"brb, my mom wants to sue the phone"
"Shup Ut!"
"BSB GOTTA KILL THEM!"
"oops wrong slimey"
"AJ Rox Krista's Pink Sox"
"assed any new ones?"
"i'm superma-uhh gurl"
"Now where'd my bra go?!"
"Tsk tsk bad Mezzy!!"
"when life pokes you, poke it back"
"it's just a screenshit!"
"maybe he was killing justing timperlake"
"Don't do anything i wouldn't do, and if you do name it after me"
"but i already have a bunny nun"
"i font dink mu mesanger likws cold pupler"
"mezzy ur the beast!!! ... best** ... damn it"
"ahhhhhhhhh to hell with guys i'm becoming a nun"
"the bad thing about them it's they poke you a lot and then they hit you with the freaking pink hammer"
"me so sfart"
"are we food or what?"
"dude my mom...i swear she glued the phone to her ear or something"
"sowwie i was making my freakfast"
"i'm not doing alex band never ever again!"
"pretty please with a nakey elf on top? you can even keep the elf!"
"though i much rather have orlando gay and screwing viggo than him straight with some bimbo"
"seriously, i KNOW there must have been some serious orgy going on there"
"aren't elves pretty? especially the ones only wearing their skin and random jewerly?"
"the world is ending and we're all going to hell! :D"
"*rolls eyes* oh yeah, they're so straight they probably walk around in circles"
"lol you know most of the time we sound like an old married couple, it's scarry as hell but still kinda funny"
"see? that's the kinda question that if I'd been married to you and had actually asnwered, would've had me sleeping in the couch for a week"
"let me finish blooging then i'll explain birds and bees to you"
"*shakes head* okay, crushes make you happy AND weird."
"*pokes you* so what have you done? :D screwed any cute elves? a couple of hot actors?"
"*pokes you* do something :D spank an elf *gives you a nice elfie* you're gonna turn into stone if you do nothing :|"
"tag! *pokes you* you're it! *runs away*"
"god, is he homophomobic?"
"so you're the spokeperson for the church of eternal lust?"
Me: i hardly ever read these days... can't concentrate
Teddy: too busy looking at the pretty boy? you need to get laid XD lol
"he'd be like a bandaid or something...instant temporary cure"
"omg i'd kidnap her and marry her if i was a lesbian"
"we should cut norway and paste it near the US, you guys are missing so many great things!"
"remember, feel the snape! be the snape! (just don't scare too many people in the process)"
"I've BEEN CLONED!!!!! OMGWTFBBQSAUCE!!! :O"
"ah mezzy, you make me feel all nostagious sometimes lol if you were a guy, I'd marry you XD"
"I blame you. I was all pure and inocent until you came along"
"there was a month walkingabout outside"
"and this motherforking stomach ache from mordor still won't go away"
"*hugs* mezzynes. you are fucking crazy. you're my favory crazy person"
"it's okay. i won't tell your shrink Ian Watkins stalks your brain"
"you're like my editor. you should get paid"
Me: when you put "lmdao" i read that as "laughing my dear ass off" lmfao
Teddy: i do love me self. so i guess my butt is dear to me?
Teddy: ah well must be off. see ya later?
Me: maybe maybe not. probably not, though. will probably be sleeping until 1pm, AT LEAST. it's almost 3 am now afterall
Teddy: *hugs* ah well go to school
Teddy: eh. i mean sleep lmfao
"mezzy words are your friends"
"seriously. feed me chocolate and my soul is yours XD"
"see meat is harmless... no one ever raped a man or woman with a steak"
"harry potter's emo!"
"i don't speak a word of norwegian unless i start professing my love to random people"
"i told him 'sit frisky!' and he parked his butt on me"
"*pokes* the bathroom is like an unofficial phonebooth"
"i'll eat as many h's as i want and puke as many g's as i want"
"oh shit! i left my testicles at work :( i hope my boss doesn't throw them out"
"omg *sends your mom socks* [...] ehhh i mean hugs LOL"
"You could practice on Eric!" - Marita (translated)
"You have ears like a mussel!" - My Mom (translated)
"man martha, im soooo FRUNK!!!!!!" - Ginger
"you're almost like a guy now" - Mike
"marry me? i'm very good" - Some guy on my IM
"i'm so hapopy now" - Shannon
"hey ur requested to change ur name or u would be gr8 problems. its illegal to have such a cute name" - Some guy in a chat room
"hi. need a slave?" - Yet another guy in a chat room
"Are we going out soon? I'm almost eating my keyboard here!" - Merete (translated)
"Wasn't that a stupid idea?!" - Merete (translated)
"the carters are a drug that i just can't give up" - Shannon
"Nei nu tulla æ bare tøv!" - Merete
"Det har vært her sia bygga va blokt" - Meg
"Der kom han pappa frem!" - Meg (om katta mi...)
Meg: Ka du leite etter?
Merete: Mobiln min.
Meg: Øh... Du snakke i den?
"Æ brekke fotn med armen" - Merete
"Æ sitt nu fast på kjøkkene... i oppvask kummen!" - Merete
"Va ikke det en dom idé?!" - Merete (mente god idé)
"Æ tenke på tanken" - Merete
"Du sir nu mye rart, men høre mye rarere" - Meg
"Det nøtte lite med bomberom når bomba e inni rommet" - Merete
"Æ trur æ tar me mæ brosjan, i sekken." - Merete
"Huske du, da æ spiste tastature." - Merete
"E bare så jævli kjiln at du ikke e synd" - Merete
"Krølla tunga sæ" - Merete
"Æ går på datautstyret" - Merete
"Den ene va brødrun." - Merete (mente rødbrun)
"Korsn cola ska du ha?" - Merete (mente brus)
"Ja d va en dur tyr" - Merete
"Æ e fra steinalder'n" - Mamma
"Ja, han e go' å spise!" - Mamma
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